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jackhole-ceo:

askvalosthequarian:

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Nebb looks at the man who chained him up for interrogation.

"Well, look at you. Mr. "I’m going trick-or-treating as myself"…What do you want?"

"Wooooooow. That was- that was honestly really bad. Do me a favor and never try to make a joke again. I…

"You think that scares me? I’ve had dozens of people threaten me. Keelah Se’lai, most even meant it…Now, would you mind telling me exactly why you want to gut me like a pig?”     

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Nebb looks at the man who chained him up for interrogation.

"Well, look at you. Mr. "I’m going trick-or-treating as myself"…What do you want?"

In Depth Headcanon Prompts; Set 1

  • ☠ : Are there any recent/daily thoughts they have about death or dying?
  • ☯ : Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why?
  • ♥ : Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise.
  • ☆ : Would they ever wish upon a falling star? If so, what would they wish?
  • ☁ : Describe how they would spend a stormy, overcast/rainy day.
  • ☂ : Storms or clear skies?
  • εжз : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable?
  • ☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency.
  • ☛ : What is their typical response to being given orders?
  • ☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown.
  • ✄ : Are there any reasons why they would ever think of self-harm? If so, what are they?
  • ❤ : Describe a physical action that shows complete trust.
  • ❥ : Describe a verbal way they would express complete trust.
  • ✗ : Explain how they portray feelings of hostility or dislike.
  • ⊗ : What is something that causes them to question themself?
  • ☾ : On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing?
  • ☤ : Is there anything about their health they are continuously on edge about? Something they disregard?
  • ✓ : Name at least two people who can trust them with their life.
  • ❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them.
  • ✖ : Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive.
  • ♆ : Are they prone to violent outbursts or thoughts?
  • ✏ : What are their creative outlets?
  • ✉ : Do they tend to rely on words or actions more?
  • ♡ : Is there a certain scent that brings about nostalgia? If so, describe a memory this scent brings back.
  • ۞: Are there any inner demons they can never seem to get rid of? What are they?

chiefmilesedgeworth:

askvalosthequarian:

chiefmilesedgeworth:

askvalosthequarian:

"Well…You’ll have to promise that it stays top secret and need to know."

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"… Of course." He was getting rather fed-up with this man, but if this would get him to leave without the hassle of calling the cops…

"…I’m…what you’d call…….an alien…

"…" This earns Valos more annoyed staring.

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"… I see. An illegal alien, I take it?"

"No, I mean…"

Val points up to the sky

"…That kind."

chaotic-lawful-objections asked:

""How can I possibly trust you?"

chaotic-lawful-objections:

askvalosthequarian:

chaotic-lawful-objections:

askvalosthequarian:

chaotic-lawful-objections:

askvalosthequarian:

"I’m not asking you to trust me, Miss…Von Karma, was it? I’m asking you to humor me." 

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"Ha! You’re the one humoring me, fool! Thinking that a von Karma could be used for amusement…your foolishness amuses me, to an extent.”

"No, I mean…Look, I can prove I didn’t murder him if you just give me the chance!" 

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"The von Karma line is destined for perfection in all of its endeavors! I am a perfect prosecutor, fool! Why would I allot you a chance…"

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"….when your logic is so fragile I can crush it perfectly?!”

"Fine, then how about the fact that the murder weapon doesn’t match any of my personal weapons?"     

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"Quite simple. You borrowed the murder weapon so that your personal possessions would not betray you. A cliche strategy, but what else can be expected of a foolish culprit?"

"And the fact that I have no blood on my person?"

chaotic-lawful-objections asked:

""How can I possibly trust you?"

chaotic-lawful-objections:

askvalosthequarian:

chaotic-lawful-objections:

askvalosthequarian:

"I’m not asking you to trust me, Miss…Von Karma, was it? I’m asking you to humor me." 

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"Ha! You’re the one humoring me, fool! Thinking that a von Karma could be used for amusement…your foolishness amuses me, to an extent.”

"No, I mean…Look, I can prove I didn’t murder him if you just give me the chance!" 

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"The von Karma line is destined for perfection in all of its endeavors! I am a perfect prosecutor, fool! Why would I allot you a chance…"

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"….when your logic is so fragile I can crush it perfectly?!”

"Fine, then how about the fact that the murder weapon doesn’t match any of my personal weapons?"     

askvalosthequarian asked:

"How can I possibly trust you?"

sapienslucis:

"Do you not put your trust in the divine? I am a link to the divine, to doubt me would be to doubt that which you believe."

"That is a divine load of crap! The only Father I trusted and believed in died when I was I child. That’s when I found out you can’t count on any gods or divine beings for fuck all.”