allthephoenixwrights:

askvalosthequarian:

"I ju-…*sigh* What’s the point? I couldn’t hide anything from the other you."

*All locks break*

"… Alright then. So tell me the truth."

"It’s…not something I’m proud of but, a long time ago…I was a bad man…real bad…”

pxnkreaper:

askvalosthequarian:

"…Alright, the hamster thing I’ll believe, but there is no way you can convince me that your dog went to the underworld to make out with a chihuahua."

"I’m not forcing you to believe anything. I can if I could but I won’t. Yes, my dog went to the Underworld with it’s chihuahua bride. They’d have to go back eventually. Cerberus was a great dog to have but they set fire to too many things for my liking."

Cerberus?…Alright, now you’re just messing with me, aren’t you?” 

pxnkreaper:

askvalosthequarian:

"Well, hamsters are…wait…Underworld?"

"You hear me right. One dog went off to the Underworld and the hamster bites when it’s told."

"…Alright, the hamster thing I’ll believe, but there is no way you can convince me that your dog went to the underworld to make out with a chihuahua."

allthephoenixwrights:

askvalosthequarian:

allthephoenixwrights:

askvalosthequarian:

allthephoenixwrights:

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"So, anyone free to chat?"

"We meet again…You look different."

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"Erm… I don’t think I’ve met you before, sorry. Or maybe you know a different me?"

"A different you?"

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"Yeah… an alternate me? I, uh… understand there’s a lot of those running around. Er, not just for me, but in general."

"Is one of your "alternates" a scruffy, unkempt man in a beanie hat and hooded jacket?"